Jury

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vectornerd:

therealdestructables:

vectornerd:

If you’re really stressed out, have sex with a friend.

I can imagine that would help. I also don’t have many friends like that.

It’s a magical experience

“Fuck your friends and be nice to your enemies. Because then they will become your friends and you can fuck them too.” — ‘Nature Boy’ Buddy Rogers

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Guy:
You're cosplaying as Carrie Kelley! She's my favorite Robin!
Me:
Thank you!
Guy:
[turns to girl he is with] Do you know who she's cosplaying as?
Me:
[stomach drops]
Girl:
Uh, Robin?
Guy:
Yeah, but *which* Robin?
Me:
[screaming internally]
Girl:
No.
Guy:
[smugface] She's Carrie Kelley from Dark Knight, the ONLY female Robin.
Me:
Excuse you.
Guy:
What?
Me:
There are, in fact, TWO female Robins. [launches into tirade about Steph Brown]
Guy:
[silence] [deer in headlights]
Girl:
Thank you. [hugs me] I'm so glad I got to see that.
Me:
[to girl] You're welcome. [to guy] Do NOT use me to Fake Geek Girl someone. Ever.